Sorry, We're Open
    Perry Hoberman
MEMO: any resemblance to a contemporary office space is intended, and customers MUST be aware of it for our product to succeed. The crotch-viewer is not getting enough attention. It seems that people don't know who's looking at what. The drop ceiling drops too slowly. The file cabinet only opens in, for crying out loud. Get it together, troops, or the broom could start sweeping. -RD